Chirpin’ Tuesday Reviews 7/28/2010

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7 Psychopaths #3 (BOOM!)
Andy: Holy crap this mini was great! Check it out in trade if you skipped it- especially the WWII buffs in the room!!

Action Comics #891 (DC)
Andy: I’m the only one on staff who read this? What the hell!? This Luthor story arc is panning out great so far. DON’T skip it!

American Vampire #5 (Vertigo)
Andy:
So AWESOME! Things get set up for the long term in this one. Loving this series.
Arnab:
Flippin’ awesome stuff here. Pearl and Skinner are the Vamps other Vamps should be jealous of.
Aron: A perfect ending and a limitless beginning! Amazing! “Plans, plans. So many plans…”

Batman: The Return of Bruce Wayne #4 (DC)
Andy: What the…? Ok, I was a little lost in this issue. My least favorite of the series so far.
Arnab: Awesome story, especially the way it weaves parts of different issues throughout.
Aron: Whatever. This is weird. Hurry up and end already.

Batman: The Widening Gyre #6 (DC)
Andy: Took long enough to end, but it ended well. Slllllice!!
Aron: HOLY SHIT! TOTALLY BLEW MY MIND! Did NOT see that coming! Loved it!

Black Bird vol. 5 (Viz Media)
Kristin: Plenty of smutty goodness, then the story takes a serious turn; to protect Misao, Kyo will have to destroy his brother one way or another

Detective Comics #867 (DC)
Andy: My favorite issue of this title since Batwoman left. The art wasn’t my favorite, but a cool take on Joker gas for sure.
Aron: Not too bad. It felt like an old school Animated Series adventure. And I absolutely love McDaniel’s Batman!

The Flash #4 (DC)
Arnab:
Best issue of the series yet.
Aron: It is starting to make sense and it is still gobs of fun!

Franken-Castle #19 (Marvel)
Andy: Please, House of Ideas, PLEASE can the name “Franken-Castle” be put to rest once Daken is finished with him? PLEEEEASE!?!?!?!?

Gotham City Sirens #14 (DC)
Andy: Damn Poison Ivy just got a power upgrade! A little weird but a lotta interesting.
Arnab: Awful art, decent story.

Green Arrow #2 (DC)
Andy: Wow. Um, ok. Didn’t see that one coming.
Arnab: Great Hal and Ollie reunion. Awesome cliffhanger.
Aron: I think last issue was a false alarm. This series isn’t blowing my mind.

Green Lantern #56 (DC)
Andy: This book keeps getting weirder and weirder. What the heck is going on here DC?
Arnab: Larfleeze is all kinds of awesome. Hector Hammond is all kinds of creepy, especially with his new entity.
Aron: Who doesn’t enjoy an issue with Larfleeze in it? Larfleeze is comedy gold!

Green Lantern Corps #50 (DC)
Andy: It was ok, but I’m not thrilled that Cyborg Superman is back…let alone how his return was done “off panel”…

Heavy Metal September 2010 (Heavy Metal)
Decapitated Dan:
Finally after 3 years we conclude Fluorescent black and OH MAN WAS IT WORTH IT!!!!!

Jack of Fables #46 (Vertigo)
Andy: I like an older take on Jack Frost, but he’d better not be out of the book anytime soon…

Justice League Generation Lost #6 (DC)
Andy: Judd Winick is doing great things with this series. I really never cared about these characters before and now I’m looking forward to this series whenever it comes out. It gets an A so far in my book.

Mindfield #2 (Aspen)
Andy: Anyone who has tripped balls should read this comic. It may give you hope for a possible future career.

Punishermax #9 (Marvel)
Andy:
The ONLY Punisher book you need to be reading right now. It’s so sick and twisted. I love it!
Aron:
BULLSEYE!

RASL #8 (Cartoon Books)
Andy: I’m glad that bitch bit the dust…God works in mysterious ways?
Kristin: More flashbacks, the tattoo is explained, and…a visit from God? What are you up to, Jeff Smith?

The Rising #0 (Radical)
Decapitated Dan:
Very interesting idea and as always the artwork rocks!

Secret Avengers #3 (Marvel)
Andy: Still confused about wtf is up with Nick Fury. Seriously though, what’s up with that?
Billy: Wow, is Brubaker turning this book into gold just like Cap!
Jeff: I’m more confused. This arc better come around, or I’m dropping.

Skip Beat! vol. 21 (Viz Media)
Kristin: Some goofy Ren/Kyoko stuff, Ren gives Kyoko some advice, and Kyoko starts off down the path of creating her new character for her new drama role.

Spawn #198 (Image)
Andy: Soooo in this week’s previews Spawn #208 is being solicited for October. HA!!

Teen Titans #85 (DC)
Andy: Is it time for issue #88 yet?

Thor #612 (Marvel)
Andy: Love the art! The story’s cool too. Can’t wait to see Thor kick some ass in Hell.
Billy: Thor goes face to face with Mephisto!!!

Time Bomb #1 (Radical)
Andy: A team discovers a secret Nazi facility and accidentally sets off a doomsday device. Now they have to travel back in time to prevent themselves from doing so…only they went too far back in time to WWII!! AWESOME!!

Uncanny X-Men #526 (Marvel)
Andy:
The 5 Lights start out strongly, leaving us all wondering even more than before- “Who the F is Hope!?”
Arnab: Hope’s grandmother is a creepy old bat. The Five Lights looks like they’re going to be very interesting.
Aron: Post-Second Coming Uncanny is way better than I expected. I’ll keep this one around. Still the best of the X-Team titles. I promise.
Billy: Emma Frost has sex with Tony Stark…again?
Jeff: My lord, Portacio’s art is horrendous. But we got an awesome back up story by Heinberg and Coipel!

Wolverine: Origins #50 (Marvel)
Andy: Jeez, I think Wolverine left his balls at home for this one.
Billy: What a crappy Finale. Nick Fury couldn’t even save this issue. What a shame, it was a good read back in the day.
Jeff: Thank God that’s over.

Wolverine: Weapon X #15 (Marvel)
Billy: Deathlok is a good guy now, and in the future, but somewhere in between he’s a villain. Yeah, I don’t get it either.
Jeff: Didn’t like this story one bit. I don’t really care about Deathlok or future timelines.

Wonder Woman #601 (DC)
Aron: So the past actually did happen, and it also didn’t happen. WTF!? So, does that mean she was and wasn’t a founding member of the Justice League?

X-Campus #2 (Marvel)
Andy: If we can’t have X-Men First Class by Jeff Parker, X-Campus will most certainly do.

X-Factor Forever #5 (Marvel)
Andy: This was the last issue? THANK THE MAKER! Watching golf was more entertaining than this mini.

X-Men Forever 2 #4 (Marvel)
Andy: Even though I just met Chris Claremont at San Diego Comic Con, I doubt my ability to ever enjoy this series. Sorry man.

X-Men: Legacy #238 (Marvel)
Andy: Really like seeing Magneto in the spotlight…not so sure about this Paras guy though.
Arnab: Interesting start to a new story arc.
Billy: Rogue and Magneto are in India trying to rekindle the flame or stop a new threat. Guess which one!
Jeff: Does anyone give two craps about Indra? Why is the story focused on him?

This Post Has 5 Comments

  1. Jeff Jackson

    For the record, I love this column. I love being surprised by the variance of our opinions. We rock!

  2. InfiniteSpeech

    @Jeff Indra has some things going on with him especially since he went through that power change a few months back. Who knows we may be looking at the next X-Man that ends up in 7 books a month lol

    That Thor cover is just GREAT!

  3. InfiniteSpeech

    I do agree with Andy and what he says about Time Bomb! I liked the preview but the entire issue was just great!

  4. Aron

    I just come off as a grumpy ass Scrooge in most cases, don’t I? Hahaha!

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