With the holidays around the corner, shopping for your girlfriend has never been more stressful. Especially if she’s of the geek variety. What do you get her? That new comic book she borrowed from you last week? Wii shaped mints? Have no fear, lads and lasses, we have compiled for you a lengthy list of geek gifts sure to capture the love of your life’s heart. (And just in case any of our significant others are reading, we want all these, too!)
Let’s begin:
1. Her Universe Star Wars Apparel
Finally! Star Wars apparel with room for, er…both of her Death Stars.
2. Pac-Man Limited Edition Moleskin Notebooks
Pac-Man is great. Moleskin is awesome. Together, they BLOSSOM.
3. Batman Beyond Complete Series Box Set
Nothing quite says “I love you” like the gift of Batman. For hours.
4. Star Trek Interactive Tribbles
The trouble with tribbles is that they’re so damn cute! (Warning: do not give to Klingon girlfriends.)
5. C3-PO and R2-D2 Swimsuits
Literally get to push your girl’s buttons when you buy her one of these sexy Star Wars swimsuits. She might even help reprogram your moisture vaporator…if you know what I mean.
6. Magic Wand programmable remote
The Walking Dead on at 9? Expecto Patronum! Time to turn off the TV? Avada Kedavra!
7. World of Warcraft Hoodies
Keep her warm all the way down to her fingers while she’s busy casting DoTs or DPS and raiding dungeons.
8. Remote Controlled Zombie
Grrrr…moan. Her own personal pet zombie under her complete control. Now, if only these came in boyfriends….
9. Heat Changing Arcade Mugs
Now you see the ghosts! NOW YOU DON’T!
10. DC Comic Sleepwear
Get the geeky girl of your dreams something she can use to fight crime in her dreams. Who knows? Maybe she’ll even save you one of these times (when she’s not busy making out with Batman).
10. Slave Leia perfume
In case you didn’t already know, all geeky girls harbor a secret desire to be Leia one day. If she’s not into cosplay, then why don’t you give her the next best thing?
11. Doctor Who TARDIS 4 Post USB Hub
The Doctor is hot. Extra USB ports are hot. Do I need to draw you a diagram? (Because I totally will, and it’ll be hot, too.)
12. DC Comics Inspired Jewelry
Let’s face it: most girls love jewelry. Why not satisfy her love of shiny adornments and her love of comics at the same time?
13. Critical Hit LED d20 Die
Make the holidays a little brighter for the D&D player in your life with this die that lights up when you roll a crit. Besides, we all know how dark mom’s basement gets.
14. Star Wars Cookie Cutters
Give these to the nerdy girl in your life who likes to bake, but be careful, she might not share. These aren’t the cookies you’re looking for.
15. Taschen’s DC Comics
The holy grail of coffee table books. There’s stuff in here that even your grandfather hasn’t seen.
16. Retro Star Trek Propaganda Posters
Her walls looking a bit empty? Need to decorate an office cubicle with class? Star Trek propaganda posters are just what the doctor ordered: colorful, classy, and AWESOME.
17. Captain Malcolm Reynolds Tonner Doll
Seventeen inches of pure, unadulterated Nathan Fillion as Captain Malcolm Reynolds. Need I say more?
18. Star Wars Art: Visions
Nothing will show your lady your refined tastes in artwork like a book full of Star Wars inspired art. Who needs the Louvre?
Read about it here and buy it here!
19. Women’s Girl Power Rain Boots
Rain boots come in all sorts of shapes and sizes, but why not give her a pair she can really feel empowered with?
20. Indiana Jones Holy Grail Paperclip Holder
This is pretty much all she needs on her desk. Just don’t let her fall into an abyss or something.
21. Resident Evil T-Virus Replicas
These are expensive. So is her taste. Let her be the envy of all the videogame nerds in the land.
22. Superhero Cotton Panties
Try to convince someone you don’t immediately fantasize about seeing your girlfriend in a pair of these. Come on. Try harder.
23. Gamer Soap Sets
Shower your bathing beauty in soap. Space Invader shaped soap. This nifty little store also features Tetris and a whole selection of video game controllers as, you guessed it, soap.
24. DC Direct’s Arkham Asylum Figures
Screw dolls, we want action figures! Order them now and get them in January or February. Just make sure to shape your IOUs like Bat-Signals.
25. Star Wars Chop Sabers
Use the Force for good or for evil as you so choose, but know that both Jedi and Sith still have to eat.
Melissa Kay
melissa@comicattack.net
@melissa_kay
Macabri
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@macabri
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So much cool stuff. The rain boots and R2 and C3PO swim suits are amazing.
If anybody wants to buy me the RC Zombie for Christmas, that would be great (or the Batman panties). 😀
You missed a perfect gift that I’m sort of craving myself. A weighted companion cube plush. I so want one. Also, “fuzzy dice” companion cubes for the car.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/a9e0/
Seriously, how can you say no to that?
So many great things in this list!
These are all swell! Having a geeky girl, would be swell, too!
Man i’ve been looking everywhere but does anyone know where to find the batman underwear? I’m looking to get them for my girlfriend but they seem to be imposible to find and sadly the link is crossed out here.
Thanks!